August 2012
On the first day of school there will be people...
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Then there will be me
Normal girl on the first day of school: omg I missed y'all so much how are you? how was your summer? omg we have the same classes together lol
Me on the first day of school: I don't wanna be here I'd rather be blogging or playing call of duty. Stop talking to me omg why do we have the same classes I hate y'all
First day of school
everyone on the first day of school: *dresses, jeans, nice shirts, lots of make up*
me: these sweats don’t have holes in them and I took a shower yesterday. we’re good.
Cosmo sex tip #285
cosmo-sex-tips:
Wanna make her wet?
Drown her.
There is no "U" in awesome.
laugh-at-me-br0:
But there is a ‘me’.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
me halfway through curling my hair: i don't want to do this anymore
Cosmo sex tip #526
cosmo-sex-tips:
If you are doing it doggy style, bark instead of moaning.
