May 2012
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
- In class: oh yeah i totally get this
- homework: lol what the fuck
- test: lol what the fuck
- report card: lol fuck

